Captain Arrrrgh!


a s-xual act where one nuts in a woman’s eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and b-tch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. see “arrrrgh!”
chick: “c-m for me baby!!”
dude: “here it comes!”
chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
dude: ::eye splooge, kick, laugh!::
chick: “captain arrrrgh!”

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