Captain Australia


a shirtless drunk wearing the australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.

commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.
“what happened to your car?”
“captain australia jumped on the roof shouting “aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi!”

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