Captain Barlow


captain barlow or sometimes dubbed ‘sir barlow’ is the name which is given to lead singer/songwriter gary barlow of the band take that.

sir barlow, if often given by fans who think that gary barlow should be knighted.
did you see captain barlow on the x factor last night?

-oooh yeah, he looked so good!

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