captain beard


it is a piece of frayed string on the end of a t-ssle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

he is the captain of a grand shipscht.
“oy! that there is captain beard”
“ay, he hasn’t had a good frollick in a month”
“i hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em’ “

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