Captain Clueless


totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. little more than a bobble head for a brain. constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
when captain clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.

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