Captain Coon


like captain crunch but the chocolate version.
aye n-gg- p-ss the captain c–n.

Read Also:

  • Holocaustical

    1. of, involving, or pertaining to, the holocaust. 2. extremely unpleasant. “that party bordered on the holocaustical.”

  • Homework-wedgie

    an extreme amount of homework, in which one can feel like it’s a wedgie : so much of it it’s tight, you’re stuck and can’t move, and most of it’s up your -ss. bob, “hey are you going to that party tonight?” jill,”no, i can’t sorry. i have a homework-wedgie.”

  • homojo

    portmanteau of the words “h-m-” and “mojo”, used to indicate an aura or halo of gayness surrounding a person or thing. i swear, i don’t know how you can watch so much pro wrestling. don’t you think it just radiates h-m-jo? portmanteau of the words “h-m-” and “mojo”, used to indicate an aura or halo […]

  • krunkalunka

    extreme wildness; extreme craziness; over the top; used to describe a person when they’re out of their mind or acting over the top “you are so krunkalunka today!” “that guy at the club was so krunkalunka dancing all over the tables”

  • krugle

    having furious -n-l s-x with someone; and finishing in the partner’s -n-s or on their face. see facial. the act should be performed while yelling at your partner in an angry german accent. “i’m going to krugle all over that pretty face of yours!”, “das krugle!”, “g-d i love krugling you while listening to michael […]


Disclaimer: Captain Coon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.