Captain Craftsman
the king of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. he is the one that thinks he is the sh-t at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking sh-t behind his clueless -ss.
dave: nice f-ck up jim!
joe: yeah, way to go captain craftsman!
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