captain crunch
perhaps the greatest creation mankind has ever achieved, alongside sliced bread. a fruity cereal with a absolute savage, bad-ss captain on the cover of the box. consumers usually eat captain crunch with milk, although more die-hard fans will tend to eat right out of the box. legend has it that if you eat a whole box of captain crunch alone in a dark room, the captain himself will visit you in your dreams that night.
“i’m starting my morning off with some sweet–ss captain crunch, to maximize the awesome in my day”
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