Captain Crytek
a no-life, who has no job and lives with his parents. he looks like a pedophile, and he talks to 13-year olds on xbox live, and he is a fanboy of the video game, crysis. he is waste of human life who will not amount to anything and has hissy-fits whenever someone talks bad about himself or his hobbies. a man who has a v-g-n- and can’t take a joke.
captain crytek! he’s a zero. he is no one’s f-cking hero.
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