Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew
a white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. captain dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the “baddest rapping pirate ever known to be”.
a regular rapper might say; “i need a dime, that’s top of the line,”
but captain dan and the scurvy crew would say; “i got a proposition for ya, l-ss, let me plunder that -ss, or you can ride on me mast, avast!”
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