Captain Digiorno


a person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. what makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
we got really wasted last night and we were really hungry, captain digiorno came to the rescue.

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