Captain Face
a facial structure resembling that of a police officer. it is used to identify an off duty police officer by civilians in locations where alcoholic beverages are served. captain face is typically identified with a squared face, long jaw bone, and many times having a b-tt chin.
jerry: “yo dude, check that guy on the other side of the bar.. he definitely has a captain face”
jim: “yeah, captain face for sure.. be careful.”
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