Captain Jorts
the correct nickname for guys who think it’s okay to wear jorts. highly derogatory, because obviously, if you wear jorts, you’ve already given up on the possibility of ever getting laid.
“that kid over there is such a f-g”
“who, captain jorts?”
“alex will probably never know the ways of a woman.”
“look who’s talking, captain jorts.”
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