Captain Keyes
the cap’n from the hit xbox and pc game who ends up getting his head ripped of by master chief a.k.a. john, all that is left of the spartan project, when the captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
captain keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. i believed him.
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