Captain Kirk smirk
a look of self-satisfaction after just defeating your nemesis. named after the legendary captain kirk.
me: everything i tell you is a lie. now listen carefully.. i’m lying right now…
my last date (who looks like she could have been a stepford wife): error! error! does not compute.
i leave with a big captain kirk smirk as my date, who was acting like a total f-cktard by not wanting to have casual s-x with me starts emitting sparks and smoke from every orifice in her body.
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