Captain Kirk Syndrome


talking with many awkward pauses in one’s speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. named after william shatner.
the captain kirk syndrome includes talking like:

there’s…

someone on the wing…

some…

thing.

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