Captain Kirk Test


a type of std test for which every possible std is checked. in reference to captain kirk doing everything in the galaxy–d-mn i f-cked everyone including the green b-tch!
man i had a wild weekend, you see all them hood rats i hooked up with. yeah you need to get a captain kirk test.

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