captain kirking


to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
sender of message: i… would like to get to know you… if you’re interested… please message me…if you want…thanks…
recipient of message: wow – really captain kirking this aren’t you.

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