captain kotex
1. a moody b-st-rd.
2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.
3. a feminine acting man who swears he’s
not gay
1. george is such a captain kotex. that
f-get walks and talks like a h-m- but
swears he’s straight.
2. your dad is captain kotex. he is always
yelling at you.
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