Captain Kush


when you get some kush (kind bud) and grow it in milk that have had captain crunch in it, when all of it flakes off into the milk, and when you smoke the bud, it tastes like captain crunch. in other words, best sh-t ever.
john: aye.
josh: wanna smoke sum captain kush?
john: h-ll yeah n-gg-!
-thirty minutes later-

both: hoollllyyyy shhhiiittttt!!!!

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