captain midnight


nocturnal emissions (unprovoked -j-c-l-t–n while sleepin)
he hadn’t had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.
to have a wet dream.
he had gone so long without getting any, captain midnight had to pay him a visit.
mory fadiga.

also see rashad white
yo’ mory smile so i can see u…thanks captain midnight!!
a black guy in the dark. he/she cannot be seen, but he/she is always there! x.x
ayo there was so many captain midnights all around me!
person not seen at night, aka mohammed
watch out its captain midnight

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