Captain Morgan Belt Buckle


the stance captain morgan is doing on a bottle of captain morgan spiced rum with zipper gaping wide open exposing pubic fro or vajazzles.
the bus driver told me to sit down so i defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a captain morgan belt buckle. who looks stupid now, bus driver?!

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