Captain Morgans’ Revenge


…or rum-hangover.
when you’ve been drinking rum and waking up with a bad hangover.

bro-tip: rum goes well with coca-cola.
1person: wow, i drank so much bacardi and woke up with the worst hangover ever.

2person: captain morgan has cast his revenge upon you.

3person: captain morgans’ revenge!

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