captain of windustry


much like a captain of industry, a captain of “win”dustry excels at generating m-ssive amounts of win like no one else’s business, and/or am-ssing an immense amount of win over a long period of time. such a person contributes greatly to the community at large by being awesome and detracting from the suckage and failure of others through their actions.
chet: that dude just sunk five cups in a row in pong, made out with three chicks and talked the cops out of busting our party all while getting a killtacular in halo.

brad: that bro is totally a captain of windustry.

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