Captain Poopshoot


a comeback to any gay joke that you are the b-tt of
also, for people who are really d-cks, -ssholes, or really stupid.
shut up captain p–pshoot, you -ss-packing -n-l pirate who likes to shove his treasure in everyone’s south seas, likes to swab the p–p deck, and go arggggghh matey

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