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captain pugwash

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  when the situation goes awry; when trouble starts person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad person 2: some sh-ts gonna hit the fan

• ganst

  a word such as swag but used in a compliment to your personality. (it does not mean ganster) about to kick some ones -ss, and they run away. ” you are so ganst right now!” p-ssing by a crack house that houses some u know “your ganst!” rymes with sk-nk “ganst sk-nk.”

• Gank'd

  having a s-xual experience with someone that is everything except for intercourse itself (hand, oral, etc) replaces the overly used phrase “everything but s-x” man 1: hey man, what did you and that girl all do last night?? man 2: we did everything but s-x man 1: ohhh so you gank’d her?!? man 2: d-mn […]

• Shitting My Dick

  when one pushes a sh-t out so hard that a male’s genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of h-ll, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. the sensation of “sh-tting of one’s d-ck” may intoxicate the sh-ttee into sureal hallucinations of peewee’s playhouse. sh-tting […]

• Shoveled Out

  the act of spaying your female cat or dog. person 1: is your dog ever going to get prego? person 2: naw i took her to the vet and got her shoveled out.

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