Captain Pwnage


there is only one thing i can say about him, crock of sh-t who goes for essendon, who m-st-rb-t-s over every episode of underbelly. he took some magical drug, and ever since his mind is the eqivalent of a gorilla.
– 40, 40 i see a fat hairy creature
– sh-t, thats one old man
– captain pwnage, more captain pedophile
– are you practising for your role in the hunchback of notredam

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