Captain Quagmire
the person charged with the duties of commander in chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a subst-tute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, inept-tude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.
george w.m.d. bush aka “captain quagmire” doesn’t remember studying vietnam in his history cl-sses, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn’t care, he’s the president of florida!
“mission accomplished” -may 2nd 2003
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