captain red eye


usually used in cases of revenge, when the offender is asleep you lower your pants to mid ankle squat over the persons face and pinch their nose with your -ss cheaks making sure their nose gets comfortably aquainted with mr. captain red eye himself.
my girl cheated on me so i went over to her house and introduced her to captain red eye.

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