captain shook
a name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.
“hey bill, is captain shook around? i spilled some water and i don’t want to get written up again.”
the act of sticking your index finger into your -n-s, getting p–p on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the p–p in the hole.
guy 1: dude, did you hear what happened to brad at the camp?
guy 2: yeah, i heard sean gave him a captain’s hook!
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