Captain Steamer
the process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone
dude i totally captain steamer ed her last night
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a female equivalent of morning wood. it involves the random firming of the br–sts between 4am-12pm. this may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have s-x. jane: -yawns and feels br–sts- “mmmm they’re so firm. i bet jack will enjoy these morning melons.” 😉
- rootlee
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- sploofah
the finished product achieved after -j-c-l-t-ng into a girl’s loofah as a form of revenge or hatred. a warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be lathering up daily with your s-m-n. see also c-mditioner, shamspooge, and summer’s skeet she left me with blue b-lls so i took a shower and left […]