Captain Whiskey Dick
when you have a bit much to drink and you can’t get it up, captain whiskey d-ck comes for a visit. the captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.
so this chic was dtf and was naked in my bed when captain whiskey d-ck came to visit. he didn’t leave all night i was screwed!
limp d-ck whiskey d-ck flaccid soft job
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