Captaining
a s-xual act in which one sucks each of their partners 10 toes, each for 10 minutes at a time.
toe act cannot be called a “captain” unless the entire routine has been completed, meaning at least 100 minutes of toe suckling.
this can result in a very dry and tired mouth. it is the equivelent to a 100 minute bl-wj-b, but tastes a lot worse.
variations of this s-xual routine include:
autopilot: “captaining” oneself.
hi-jack: “captaining” someone that doesn’t want to be “captained.”
running dry: failing to complete the entire routine.
co-pilot: having two people “captaining” another at the same time.
girl: “oh baby you’re making me so hot right now. i want you to captain me.”
guy: h-ll yea baby. with pleasure.
halfway through his mouth is drying up.
guy: wait baby, let me get my co-pilot to give me a hand.
rings dave.
dave: alright mate, just a bit busy hijacking this bird. can i call you back.
guy: yea mate, was just running dry captaining my bird over here.
dave: unlucky mate. in a bit.
guy to girl: sorry babe, you’re gonna have to swith to auto-pilot for a minute.
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