Captain’s Anchor
when a man and woman are -ss-to–ss (while on their backs) and they decide to put 1/2 of a string of -n-l beads in each others -ss so that neither can leave. then the male jerks off and just before he shoots his load in his partner’s face he yells, “engage!” like captain jean-luc picard. can also be done by a senior male on his female partner using his really saggy b-lls instead of -n-l beads.
mike “oh man, i had jennifer over last night and gave her a captain’s anchor!”
james “how was it?”
mike “she was pretty p-ssed, and my -ss is really sore today.”
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