Captains Orders
when everything naturally goes your way because you’re the sh-t – you order the groupies and ballers around ending the statement with “captains orders”
nick: you need to take a hit of this dank -ss sh-t, captains orders.
aileen: but i feel stupid when i smoke 4 joints after the gravity bong :(:(:(:(:(
lindsey: shut up and toke now b-tch, its captains orders!!
rachael: captains ooooooooooooorderrrrrrrrrrrrsss.
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