captains parrot
when recieving head, you j-zz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you d-ck on their shoulder and squack like a parrot
dude, this girl wasn’t givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot
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when a guy takes his d-ck and b-lls and rests them on someones shoulder.
i plopped the captain’s parrot on her shoulder yesterday.
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