captcha vision
when a person’s eyesight, or perception of what they see, is so totally distorted (like the captcha codes you must enter on certain websites), they have “captcha vision.”
a: dude, what a dog you were making out with last night!
b: oh was she? i had way too much to drink.
a: no. i mean it was a dog. it think it was a spaniel.
b: sh-t! my worst case of captcha vision ever!
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