Captian Ertmer


couple shots of either sailer jerry’s or captian morgan and enough tampico orange juice with sprite to your preference. when too f-cked up off this drink you then become captian ertmer.
hey b-tch, make me a captian ertmer!
hey look at josh over there, i think he’s officially captian ertmer tonight.

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