Captin Zander Black


the elf that santa sacked . now a kick -ss (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic the one your motther warned you about . its rock and roll . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \m/ rock the ship \m/
captin zander black rocked out like a man possessed on rock the ship lastnight..

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