captious


adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.
1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he’s a captious motherf-cker.

2. to h-ll with this captious–ss memory test, i’m going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

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