Car Bitch


the name of the person riding in the front p-ssenger seat.

this person is responsible for all duties a driver may have, such as: adjusting heat/air conditioning, windows, changing music, controlling other p-ssengers in the back seat, text messaging/making phone calls, or basically any other task the driver needs to be completed while they are driving.
ex. 1
“if you can’t handle the duties of a car b-tch, get in the back seat and someone else will do it.”

ex. 2
“as soon as you get in that seat you’re her car b-tch immediately. don’t mess up or you’ll be demoted to the back seat.”

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