car boner

an erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.
“my gosh honey! i didn’t know you were in the mood.”

“i’m not, it’s just a d-mn car b-n-r. it’ll go away in a minute.”
1. a s-xual pose wherein said carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting m-ssive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. the act of being carboned
ie. “man, did that swampdonkey get carboned or what?”

“i pulled the carb-n-r out on hilary last night and she loved it.”
when the vibrations of a car, train or plane journey cause you to get a hard on. also for further amus-m-nt – sometimes s-xual, one can tightlypres the area around giving it a firm clear outline of the b-n-r, this is then called a “car b-n-r hand print” derived from carbon footprint.
“dude, put that car b-n-r away, you’re making me ill!” “woh vibrations are getting to the lower quater, think i got a car b-n-r coming on” “brookes mathews made a major car b-n-r hand print the other day, soo clear but soo small” “brighton + lifton = a journey full of car b-n-rs”
1) an erection received by hitting a speed b-mp in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.
i had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend’s car because i had a carb-n-r.
(n:) a raging hard on from looking at super f-cking s-xy car.
example: 2010 corvette zr1 or

1958 cadillac eldorado brougham

(if you like’em old, you know what i’m talk’n bout)
holy sh-t! i got a m-ssive car b-n-r from that 68 camaro ss. i’m gonna f-ck the tailpipe on that beautiful f-cking car.
an erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.
hey mitch, did you see that bugatti veyron?” “h-ll yeah, it gave me a carb-n-r!
getting s-xually excited from viewing beautiful cars
gustavo caught a car b-n-r from that mercedes-benz