Car Boot Syndrome
haggling in an effort to purchase an item for a lower value than the advertised price, despite the fact that the item is already significantly below market value. this type of practice typically occurs at car-boot-sales, and can be rather embarr-ssing.
buyer – “how much for that cl-ssic ming vase”
seller – “£1”
buyer – “oh, really, is it? hmmm…i’ll give you 98p”
seller – “f-ck off”
buyer – “i’m sorry. i suffer from car boot syndrome. i don’t mean to be a tw-t”
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