Car Enthusiast
someone that knows little to nothing about cars. doesn’t mind making fun of himself when a question about cars comes up.
say it slow to emphasise the sarcasm.
alex: hey what kind of engine does the lexus rc have?
zorair: it has quad vtec swagmoney.
alex: you’re such a “car enthusiast”
an individual that loves anything to do with cars and their counterparts, one who can talk for hours about cars and not get tired of it. these people do not hate on others for their vehicle choice and modifications (so called “rice” is irrelevant, that is total sh-t) but simply encourage creativity and learning. these people are in a somewhat small but lively community worldwide which engages in car meets, tv shows, blogs, forums, games, magazines, etc. some enjoy just talking about their rides and others like to get their hands greasy. there are those who put time and money into a project car that brings pride to themselves and a beautiful sight and sound for others. some enthusiasts will form their own cliques such as drifters or those at the drag strip. there are the young teenagers who have less resources but can manage to build up a nice ride and learn from the best. some enthusiasts prefer american muscle over imports and vice-versa. some of us b-mp our music cruisin’ down the road. we can look at any car and say anything about it: where it’s from, it’s drivetrain, it’s value. for some it is all about that great rear-wheel drive. sometimes we just want to get in our car and drive a hundred or so miles to think over things and enjoy the car for what it does, what it’s capable of in your hands as a driver. car enthusiasts will always be where the cars are, sharing our love of the automobile for what a car is, art.
“that’s a beauty you have there, (insert car here)s are f-cking awesome. let’s ride.”
-said by john the car enthusiast
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