Car fag


someone who is obsessed with talking about car. you will struggle to change subject and even if you do, it will end up back at cars. their banter consists solely of cars.they frequent car park(mcdonald, golfworld etc) in their sh-tty cars to talk about there loud farting cars. however not all people who like cars, are car f-gs. basically if the person can talk about anything other then cars they are not a car f-g even if they have some riced out sh-tter.
all the car f-gs, are talking car f-g sh-t over in mcdonalds
dip sh-t -ssholes who care so much about what kind of car they drive. the model, make, motor, etc. dudes who rather stick their d-ck inside of a tailpipe instead of a female. dudes obsessed with their cars.
dude, did you see the new hemi ford f250 with a turbo z engine that i got?” .. “i have no idea what youre talking about bro, im not a carf-g.

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