Car Goggles


the phenomenon wherein females appear much hotter when driving than outside of a vehicle. phenomenon is magnified when sungl-sses are worn and exponentially increased when the car is also desirable to men.
did you see that brunette with the dark shades driving the blue sti??!! was she hot or did i just have my car goggles on?

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