Car Insurance
probably one of the worst f-cking scams in all of existance. sure it’s fine if you buy a brand new dodge challenger with a mother f-cken hemi and some n-gg-r tryin to hit his crack pipe smashes right into back of you while you’re at a stop light. then you get your car fixxed or replaced. but i’m talking about us poor -ss college students who work f-cking minimum wage and can’t even afford to f-cken eat because we have to pay out half of our f-cking paycheck just to “ensure” we can cover that crack smokin n-gg-r can get his rims replaced or some sh-t. if the minimum liabily rates werent so high it wouldn’t be a f-cking scam and since they rarely drop itas it is the thousands of dollars you sh-ll out are never returned to you…. those basterd will never give you a f-ckking penny in your life…. i mean the agent at state farm gave me a f-cking c-ke….in a can …that’s it. when i drink c-ke i want in a f-cking bottle you mother f-ckering insurance agent basterd f-kk
guy 1: so this strung out meth n-gg-r hit my brand new mustang and he didn’t have car insurance.
guy 2: maybe he can pay you with meth and you can sell it to children at elementary schools for extra cash to pay the damages.
guy1: i guess that sounds feasible but i just wish car insurance wasn’t such a huge moey racketing bullsh-t scam.
guy2: you know what man, that meth n-gg-r don’t buy car insurance, he buys meth and smokes in a meth pipe.
guy1: f-cken eye man!!! as soon as i pay this mustang off, i’m getting rid of my bullsh-t car insurance and buyin some sheesha!!!
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