Car Wank


masturbating in a car by yourself
becs – you’ll never guess what seen on the bus today?

john – what??

becs – i looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

john – was he alone?

becs – yeah, he was totally having a car w-nk!!

john – jeeze becs!!!

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