car washing


the practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one’s flatulence to coincide with the individual’s p-ssing so that individual unknowingly p-sses through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appet-te, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. may also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. the act is similar to a car p-ssing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
person 1: what’s that pile of vomit behind you?

person 2: (smiling) i’m car washing people and bill threw up.
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the act of several men, in two horizontal lines, covering a willing female in their -j-c-l-t-
mary spent many hours washing away the man paste after a good session of carwashing

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