car
a d-ck. a p-n-s. whatever you call it
dude, look at that big ‘ol car!
old school family car
chevy luv
car
thunderbird!
sick
nice example of a car
men’s best companion. often referred as “my wife”.
“dude! where’s my car?”
a people sh-ll with four wheels.
people wear these devices to give themselves super human powers, and other desirable attributes. most notable is the ability to travel long distances very quickly.
other powers include metal-muscles. for instance when a skinny little puerto rican f-cktard starts crying because you’ve slowed way below the speed limit to punish him for his tailgating, he can yell “i’ll f-ck you up mother f-cker and slam his dashboard” without actually getting his teeth punched in.
girl: “oh, you have a nice car”
guy: “oh, you noticed, i’m flattered…”
something that goes, vrooooooom vroooooooooom=]
that car was going 120 miles per hour vroom b-tchh vrooom
a place where you can have s-x.
thats the 10th girl i’ve slammed in my car!
you must have this and money in order to attract females.
bob: you get any a– lately?
mike: f–k yeah, ever since i got a job and a new car the b–tches are lining up.
b–tch: hey nice car!
mike: back of the line ho wait your turn.
car (verb) : a shout of warning during a street hockey game. mainly eastern m-ssachusetts dialect.
when a motorist is within fifty yards of the goal, one shouts “car” and the goal is removed until the car p-sses. there’s no need to shout ‘”game on” as they do in canada, where attention spans differ.
pixar’s most bad–ss movie yet!
bob: hey bill, did you see cars last night?
bill: yeah it kicked b-tt
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